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romeo thought juliet deleted her blog so he deleted his and she was so sad she deleted for real

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you going to school


me going to schoolimage

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GIRLS: if ur at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put ur number into, text REDCROSS to 90999 and he’ll donate $10 to hurricane relief

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a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

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look a tthis idiot i want 40
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online shopping


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being ugly on the internet is nice because you know you’ve earned all your followers instead of getting them b/c youre hot 


one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves


wait a minute this isn’t my homework

this is tumblr

how did this happen

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sideropho-bic said: Have a beautiful day ahead love:)

naw thank you so much lovely x


*saves game six times just in case*

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