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person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made
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alt-j:

why is James spelled with an s. why is it plural. more than 1 Jame. how many James.

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pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker
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bilalsohail:

This is literally something my friends would do to me and I would fall for it
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lindsaylohoean:

me when someone keeps making jokes about something that im really passionate about

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Anonymous said: One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

rats-in-the-walls:

deadinmagazines:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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Oh snap

BOOOOM

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asian:

stop being cute if you’re not gonna like me back

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actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

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code1ne:

It’s really cute when people forget your existence until they need something

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twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

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stability:

there’s not even anything bad on my camera roll I just don’t want you to see how many selfies I take

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kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle
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full-timebullshitter said: Your blog is hilarious, I loove it :)

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gloomyteens:

livin up to the url

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