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buttermilkqueen:

what the fuck do fish do for fun

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i-smell-sex-and-coffee:

eluting:

i wish i had my own apartment so i could make food at two in the morning and dance around in my underwear

funny how once you get your own apartment this is actually exactly what happens

And then you cry over the responsibility of living on your own.

I have never read anything more accurate, tbh

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"You don’t have to be pretty like her. You can be pretty like you."
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madison-paige-phaniels:

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iwishihadafather:

when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when american people say “math” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when teachers say math i cry because i’m fucking stupid

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spankmehardbarry:

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spankmehardbarry:

i keep getting random erections today and idk why

I guess you could say it’s been a hard day.

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ugh-salina:

Lmaooo
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thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

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